(Apologies to Lil Rascals and Keystone Cops everywhere. But no apologies to any community with BSL. Petey, a pit bull, never attacked or hurt any of the Lil Rascals kids. In fact, the first Petey was poisoned by a vicious unknown human assailant. This is dedicated to our son who doesn't understand why the government wants to kill his pet, a Staffordshire Terrier.)